#THIS LOOKS LIKE A FREAKING MOVIE

17yr:

i dont wanna sound desperate or anything but i crave love and attention 24/7

theclearlydope:

Cruisin’ down the street in my six-fo.

obeseblackguy:

do she got a booty

obeseblackguy:

she dooooo

tiredtalk:

disgustinghuman:

Scientist takes off clothes to go swimming with belugas. In the wild they will not interact with people wearing clothes.

me either

sourhales:

am i the only one that genuinely loved jackson whittemore

IDK IF THIS HAS ALREADY BEEN DONE BUT I JUST HAD TO;AKSLJD

abwhoretion:

 

“Hello Lifealert”

“Hello Stella, are you okay?”

“… is your refrigerator running?”

“Stella, we’re all getting a little tired of your shit”

gothlolita:

reason s to date me

• i have at least ten money saved up in the  bank, can buy chicken nugget
• i am very popular in nintendogs
• i have a dog and its okay if you ignore me just to play wit h the dog because i will probably do that too
• macaroni and cheese
•      i 

nowacking:

This week on “Goddamit, Ash”